Sorry it's been sooo long, I've been on vacation!!

So smudgesbaby left a website, and it's hilareous. Read on...

Synopsis: a church lady is talking about the "evils" of tampons.

"The young woman was trying to buy tampons," Mrs. Crockett said, barely able to hold back tears. "I snatched that girl by the hair and pulled her outside... there were children present! Can you imagine how they'd be damaged by hearing such evil ideas?" 

“I explained to this young lady that we do not carry such phallic devices as tampons and when attending to her monthly curse," Mrs. Martin said, adding that "Satan himself controls the manufacturing of those things." The young woman then began to verbally abuse her, she said. 

"A Godly woman is only to use a Maxi-Pad," Mrs. Crockett stated. "Why, they even have them with little angel wings now! I handed her a box and told her unless she wanted my handprint across her face she was never to utter that evil  T word again!” The as yet unidentified woman then fled the store in humiliation. Landover Security sketch artists are preparing a likeness to aid in identifying the young woman. Her salvation status is unknown, but based on this event, it is likely she is Hellbound. 

"Toxic Shock Syndrome is God's way of punishing unsaved harlots who choose Satan’s cotton fingers over a Godly pad," Pastor Deacon Fred stated upon hearing of the event. "These playthings of Satan are created under the guise of a ladies hygiene product to bring unsuspecting women and young girls to the fold of the Devil." 

Church members are commanded to talk to your teen-age daughters, and search their rooms if you have to. "Souls are at stake and God is taking names," added Pastor Wiley. 

Mrs. Crockett has organized the Ladies of Landover Phone Bank to spread the word, and has called for both a letter writing protest campaign and a boycott on all stores who are found to carry these satanic sexual devices. Manufacturers who create such vile products will also be targeted for salvation, or, failing that, closure. 

Mrs. Crockett has secured six 24-foot trucks for use in her new ministry, "Stop Satan From Pulling The Strings." She and the other Ladies of Landover plan a nationwide tour, going city to city, pulling what she calls "The Devil's delight" from store shelves once clerks are distracted. Upon the ladies' return, Mrs. Crockett plans a large bonfire. 

“We shall pray over the flames as we watch these evil devices go back to the fiery pits of hell from whence they came,” Mrs. Crockett said during her church news conference, adding, "these things are created by Satan for pleasure, and young women are succumbing to the Devil without even realizing it. This is one battle Satan will NOT win!" Her statements drew a standing ovation from the congregation. 

All church members are encouraged to join in the BBQ and bring a covered dish as we celebrate yet another Victory over Satan. Marshmallows for roasting over the bonfire will be provided by The Ladies of Landover. Due to the nature of this event, the roasting of hot dogs will be prohibited for  obvious reasons.

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this is from http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html

Hey everyone! If you go to http://www.petitiononline.com/TheN1234/petition.html you can sign a petition to show the Degrassi episode "Accidents Will Happen." 5174 people have signed it as of right now, and you should do the same!! It's stupid that the station that shows Degrassi is censoring an episode about teenage pregnancy and abortion. They might as well go back and censor the one where Emma gets her period because that's also an issue that happens in real life to girls every day!

So now I am going to answer all your questions you have left for me!

laceyyy you wanted to know how I feel about Toxic Shock Syndrome-- Well if you do the research, you would find that in 1998, the most recent year I found, there were only 3 reported cases of TSS. Even though it's a serious disease, there's hardly anything to be worried about. If you're still worried, using the lowest absorbancy tampon necessary can cut down the risk.

IaMtHeGrEaTeSt88-- Why do women find it amusing to throw used tampons at boys? Well it's kind of gross to throw a USED tampon, but don't you think it would be funny too?

bAnAnABaBiE- No, that's not me in the picture because I'm a girl of course, but that's my brother last Halloween.

TrueBlonde3- There are 18 people in my "so-called" club, but it's summer time now, so only some of us still get together for meetings and to pass out tampons in front of Vons, Target, and other stores. We also go to Wal-Mart and enourage people to buy their tampons elsewhere because Wal-Mart brand products are made by child labor it other countries, so it's best not to support them.

Finally, thank you gothicjenn666, because if people don't like the things I'm saying, they shouldn't read it. I'm just trying to make the world a better place in my own way, so if you want to discourage me, you are just brining everyone down.

Have a good summer kids!!

SO who watches Degrassi? You must all agree that is the BEST SHOW EVER!! I know this was awhile ago, but the marathon of every episode ever was last month, and of course they played the one where Emma gets her period. Which is my favorite episode because she is wearing a white skirt *gasp*!! And then she has to change into some gym shorts that are wayyy too big for her and then she has to go do a presentation in class. So you should always be prepared for the best when wearing white! Anyways, that is an old episode but there is much more drama now. So if you have that channel you should definately watch degrassi!!!!

<3 tAmPoN qUeeN

Something happened at school last night, and word on the street is that it was the senior prank, and it was soooo funny so whoever thought of it, is such a genious i'd love to know who. A LOT of tampons, maybe like 1,000 or more, were all tied together and hung from the beams on the ceilings of the hallways, and no one really noticed!! everyone is too busy with school to look up i guess, but by the time lunch was out it was buzzing around school and everyone knew but didn't really know what was going on. So when the bell rang and everyone was released for lunch, somehow buckets of red hot sauce fell from the ceilings and soaked through all the tampons and got on  some people who were coming out of class!! like 10 people had to go home because they were covered in the hot sauce. it sucks so bad for them because their clothes might be ruined, but it was so funny, especially because it involved tampons!! I even had to go to the office to talk to the asst. principal because I was a suspect to this prank because I'm head of the Tampon Club (Room 106 at lunch every Wednesday!!) but of course I didn't do it. So whoever did, that was sooo great!

hey i have some kOoL tampon icons for all you tampon lovers out there!